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Grenade-cola (single use), drinking it will grant you the status effect

Grenade-cola (single use), drinking it will grant you the status effect "explosive": being attacked triggers a blast that slows everything nearby and damages them. Throwing it will trigger the same explosion on impact. Small enemies will be inflicted with

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Solar microwave | flashes enemies with a giant laser | 240 damage | 6 second cooldown.

Solar microwave | flashes enemies with a giant laser | 240 damage | 6 second cooldown.

Raytheon Micro R9X Cougar to cougar missile system. Item. 2xD12 Slashing damage.

Raytheon Micro R9X Cougar to cougar missile system. Item. 2xD12 Slashing damage.

I'm having trouble thinking of stats for this

I'm having trouble thinking of stats for this

Fire deextinguisher

Fire deextinguisher

furry cure: unfurrys the target

furry cure: unfurrys the target

btools:the world is doomed

btools:the world is doomed

Michael Jackson's Spirit Whistle

Michael Jackson's Spirit Whistle

The chair of patriotism +50 America ×13 Ammo capacity

The chair of patriotism +50 America ×13 Ammo capacity

cat-ering-can: summons cat to help fight can summon a armored cat

cat-ering-can: summons cat to help fight can summon a armored cat

JoJo burger, when eaten adds +50 strength and +100 testosterone

JoJo burger, when eaten adds +50 strength and +100 testosterone

Reloading random things

Reloading random things

Firework Minigun: 100 dmg -10 Eyesight Dual wield bonus: +50 dmg x2 ammo cost

Firework Minigun: 100 dmg -10 Eyesight Dual wield bonus: +50 dmg x2 ammo cost

Fire Helucopter Mount: +30 fire +20 coolness +40 american

Fire Helucopter Mount: +30 fire +20 coolness +40 american

Thunder rock: Can be thrown to summon a lightning strike

Thunder rock: Can be thrown to summon a lightning strike

Flame of happiness-1000 depression+90 fire dmg special atk 'dance of the fire kin' + 7000 fire dmg over 30 acres

Flame of happiness-1000 depression+90 fire dmg special atk 'dance of the fire kin' + 7000 fire dmg over 30 acres

Hammerwhip +1000 bludgeoning, requires 15 strength to wield

Hammerwhip +1000 bludgeoning, requires 15 strength to wield

GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER: -75% screen and audio quality while in use, +35% DMG against pixel-related enemies

GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER: -75% screen and audio quality while in use, +35% DMG against pixel-related enemies

The mantle of a thousand mice

The mantle of a thousand mice

Holy penitrator

Holy penitrator

The log hammer, weak against fire but powered by the water and nature.

The log hammer, weak against fire but powered by the water and nature.

Cat hat, 10+ armor

Cat hat, 10+ armor

Crab dumplings (give it stats)

Crab dumplings (give it stats)