Grandma is trying to kill me every time I come downstairsâŠâŠ. Itâs actually terrifying with the lights off blackcats
[B/S] "Bro, how am I gonna get anything done if you distract me with that fat-ass dick?!" BlackerBerries
I wanted to hang out with you bro...but your mom is way cooler then you! I spend the whole weekend with her because she told me you were gone and she was so sweet. She did whatever i want and couldnt say no. Dont worry i will take care of your mom now! bangmybully