Dude my girl is coming home any minute and you are still getting hard randomly. Here, let me help you out. What? It's not gay bud, I've a gf! notgayatall
It’s not gay to be the first one to come over for boys night, you’re just helping me out before the rest of the boys get here bro notgayatall
Just reposting some of my stuff because in the other subreddit I would post banned me because of these post so I created one where anyone can post anything Cousin_NSFW