Your girlfriend really didn't want you to get fired. Unfortunately she did such a good job at convincing me that she's now my secretary and will be working late.
My boyfriend lost a stupid football bet with the college bully nextdoor. Brad knew we didn't have the money, so he offered a solution. For 1-week I would go nextdoor & get fucked at 8am sharp. I was so embarrassed on day one... but to my surprise, I r