Me: "What are we going to do tonight, bud?" Him: "The same thing we do every night, bud: try to get your sissy ass pregnant"
When I told my best friend I wish I was a girl he said it's not as fun as being a guy, I disagreed with him, he suggested showing me why being a girl is not a good thing by treating me like one ... I still disagree
There's nothing better than seeing a sexy gooning addict lose their mind for anything on their screen✨