"hehe silly bud, you can't get me pregnant š lets get this condom off so you can really feel my boy pussy š"
"nghhhhh i knew this would happen if i wore latex šµāš« but that's why i did it, bud goes crazy for me every time i put it on š"
Okay bud, you can use my ass cheeks to goon again. Just don't let it accidentally slip inside like last time, okay?