I'm in bed watching pathetic people like you try to impress me with their little penises, do you know what you have to do to impress me?
You thinking that tiny dick was big enough for me is embarrassing. You owe your goddess a sincere apology, beta!
Never did such a beautiful goddess put you in place of beta with a short and useless penis, I hope you know how to appreciate it, kneel down and ask for forgiveness