Ran into your mom at the store today. I lied to her saying I was your friend and she wanted to thank me for being friends with such a loser.
You told your goth gf that you used to get bullied by this guy and when you guys broke up she was petty enough to send you a nice video
These Big Scary Men Bullied their Way into Your House when You Werenāt Home. Good Thing Your Wife was Around, to āStopā Them, Right?š¤