Your high school bullies from past came back to see your growth and wanted to bury the hatchet. Soon, they send you a video of them and your wife.
Your mom knew it was wrong. I mean after all he was your bully. It was just that he was so much stronger than your father and she'd never been picked up before. It was impossible to resist his strength and size
After their big win tonight your gf was in their messages telling them to come over to her dorm room to celebrate.
Your gf loved basketball season. Not because she cared about the sport but because she could sneak around and suck on your hung bullies BBC while you were drunk watching games at the bar