My best friend dared me to compare dicks with him. Well, he had an inch or two on mine, and he seems to think that means he owns my mouth now.
I have this inside joke with my friend that if you're wearing the "Blowjob Necklace", it isn't gay. It seems like he puts it on me every single time we hang out lately :)
UPDATE: I challenged my friend again today and lost 5-0. I can't believe that nerd is so good at CoD. It's not fair, I'm going to practice tonight and make him choke on my cock tomorrow, for real this time!
Am I a bad person for asking my boyfriend for threesomes and intentionally picking guys who I know have way bigger dicks than his? I just find it funny I swear!
The princess can order every hung man in the kingdom audition his cock and she gets to pick the best of the best. Jealous?
My big sister is super good and won't give her boyfriend ANY action. Fortunately I don't have any hangups about that, especially because his cock is 8 inches.
she looks like the chick from Gilmore Girls, but sucking a perfect BWC. If every episode of that show had fat cocks in it, I would totally watch it
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