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MRW intergalactic shape-shifting energy-vampire child molesters seize control of the White House

MRW intergalactic shape-shifting energy-vampire child molesters seize control of the White House

MRW I'm the oldest ever to live but on the verge of death, but every minute I don't die I set a new record and people celebrate

MRW I'm the oldest ever to live but on the verge of death, but every minute I don't die I set a new record and people celebrate

MRW I placed an order on the Darknet but my mailman is a total cokehead.

MRW I placed an order on the Darknet but my mailman is a total cokehead.

MRW I'm eating in my dreams

MRW I'm eating in my dreams

MRW I ask in the group chat if anyone wants to play games

MRW I ask in the group chat if anyone wants to play games

MRW my friend Erica asks why we're dancing to talk radio instead of the top 40 hits

MRW my friend Erica asks why we're dancing to talk radio instead of the top 40 hits

MRW I'm only 3% of the dog population but I represent 65% of the mauling incidents.

MRW I'm only 3% of the dog population but I represent 65% of the mauling incidents.

MRW I accidentally hit the

MRW I accidentally hit the "translate Italian phrases to English" button on my ABBA karaoke machine

MRW I trust a fart too much and it ends up being explosive diarrhea

MRW I trust a fart too much and it ends up being explosive diarrhea

MRW when I almost high-five Satan

MRW when I almost high-five Satan

MRW I’m 9 months pregnant and have to pee in the middle of the night but I have a memory foam mattress.

MRW I’m 9 months pregnant and have to pee in the middle of the night but I have a memory foam mattress.

MRW drinking a Squeeze-It makes me go Super Saiyan.

MRW drinking a Squeeze-It makes me go Super Saiyan.

MRW I learn about a celebrity death and rush to meme it

MRW I learn about a celebrity death and rush to meme it

MRW the Dental Hygienist asks if I've been flossing and tries to jab my gums with their tools to make them bleed

MRW the Dental Hygienist asks if I've been flossing and tries to jab my gums with their tools to make them bleed

MRW the genie grants me five wishes but I'm an idiot.

MRW the genie grants me five wishes but I'm an idiot.

When I'm a chef and the customer wants the steak

When I'm a chef and the customer wants the steak "well done". But I do a mediocre job with it.

MRW I'm released from the detox and I'm crawling to the nearest opium den.

MRW I'm released from the detox and I'm crawling to the nearest opium den.

MRW I finish building my oversized statue of the winner of the local beauty pageant in the town of Take.

MRW I finish building my oversized statue of the winner of the local beauty pageant in the town of Take.

MRW I'm a cat and my owner has just left the house

MRW I'm a cat and my owner has just left the house

MRW I’m Pac-Man and the wife and I split recently so I joined tinder to release some stress.

MRW I’m Pac-Man and the wife and I split recently so I joined tinder to release some stress.

MRW I finally unclog the toilet after three hours

MRW I finally unclog the toilet after three hours

MRW someone asks me if that's a banana in my pants, or am I just happy to see them.

MRW someone asks me if that's a banana in my pants, or am I just happy to see them.

Metalheads when I bury magnets in their yard.

Metalheads when I bury magnets in their yard.

MRW I've been cast in Tarantino's newest movie and also happen to be a duck

MRW I've been cast in Tarantino's newest movie and also happen to be a duck