My friend says it's not gay to just barely lick his cock a little bit, because I'm just trying to help him learn to not cum too fast when he's with his girlfriend
My big sister left her boyfriend alone with me while she was taking a shower.... it's not my fault that his bulge is visible from space!
My parents let me bring my best friend with us on vacation and they have no clue that I've already sucked his massive cock 4 times and it's only the second day
Everyone knows that blowjobs don't count as sex. So there's literally no way for sucking off your friends to be gay. Especially when they have really nice dicks.