My new college roommate is so cool! He knows almost everyone, he has a booze hookup, and he brings me along to the best parties. My side of the deal is I let him empty his balls down my throat twice a day.
I forgot my water bottle on the hike and my asshole friend refused to let me drink from his. By the half way point I was so thirsty I agreed to suck him off just to get a gulp of liquid...
My friend wouldn't STFU about his blue balls. Apparently his GF's jaw got tired half way through a blowjob and she just left him like that. I finally got so tired of his complaining I had to finish him myself. That's what friends are for, right?
My blood test results said I'm low in Zinc. Fortunately the baseball team boys have volunteered to help me get my daily recommended value.
This all started when my friend bet me $5 on a game of CoD. I kept losing and doubling down, it just got worse and worse. But I'm going to challenge him again tomorrow and get my dignity back!
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